Guest artist corner, part 2

By the 5yo (soon to be 6yo). I just love this so freakin' much.

The most condescending agent rejection letter in the history of the Universe

Me:
To: Anna O________
________Associates

Hello Ms. O________,

I thought you may be interested in my picture book.

(blah blah blah)

I appreciate you taking the time to look at this. Any feedback would be welcome.

Thanks,
Tina Kugler

Reply: (one hour later)

From: Anna O____________

Tiny, thanks, but I wouldn't be the right agent for this.

I wish you the best in placing the manuscript elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Anna O_________

.......?
...TINY?
TINY?!!!

TINY?????!!!!